Proof of alien life on Earth! 

 

This photograph (obtained from unnamed sources), plainly proves that alien life forms are co-habitating with us here on this planet!  Notice the white HORIZONTAL pupils surrounded by the all black iris deeply set within the elongated face with a pronounced pushed in nose!  These features are clear evidence that, while humanoid, this personage is NOT human as we understand the term.

 

It is believed that this individual and others of the same race can be found working at Walmart Department Stores, most commonly in the electronics department, in rural towns throughout the United States.  Do not be fooled by ‘normal’ looking employees, contact lenses or glasses would be used to hide the unusual eyes.

 

If you suspect that an individual may not be totally human, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONFRONT THEM!  Remain calm, conduct your transaction with them as though nothing were wrong and CALMLY leave the scene, call 1-866-264-3468 (AN IDIOT) and report the location of the suspect.

 

 

CAUTION:  PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS PHOTOGRAPH COULD INDUCE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, possibly resulting in:

1) peeing of your pants

2) severe cramps to your side

3) the need to watch poorly made B grade scifi movies and/or

4) total hysteria

 

 

Remember, we are NOT alone and the truth is out there!